Health-conscious Families Gifts

Overweight kids in US schools.

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

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'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Wash your hands

Running

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

The Ultrasound.

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"