Health Care Cartoon Lover Pillows

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

'I apologize, Mr. Wilson, that scream wasn't very professional of me. . . But that IS one ugly growth on your chest!'

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Orthopaedist

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"I'm having you fitted with a monitoring device that will help reduce blood glucose during meals by automatically signaling the brain to reduce food absorption. It's called a belt."

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

Golf cart in the hospital.

"Good news! It's only cancer."

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

'This may sting a bit.'

"According to your EKG, you are not a good hearted person."

"In hospital I received ten 'get well soon' cards...from the nurses."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"If it wasn't for my Hippocratic oath, you'd be dead by now."

"Now where was I?"

"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"

'For Valentine's Day!'

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

"Take one three times a day after meals."

A hospital chart is being dragged off down a mouse hole.

'Your HMO won't cover injuries stemming form office politics.'

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

"I don't mind the wheezing. It drowns out the sound of my boss' voice."