Health Care Cartoon Lover Gifts

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

'I apologize, Mr. Wilson, that scream wasn't very professional of me. . . But that IS one ugly growth on your chest!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Orthopaedist

Quick! 5-second rule!

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

"I'm having you fitted with a monitoring device that will help reduce blood glucose during meals by automatically signaling the brain to reduce food absorption. It's called a belt."

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

Golf cart in the hospital.

"Good news! It's only cancer."

'For Valentine's Day!'

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

"In hospital I received ten 'get well soon' cards...from the nurses."

"According to your EKG, you are not a good hearted person."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

'This may sting a bit.'

"If it wasn't for my Hippocratic oath, you'd be dead by now."

"Now where was I?"

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

Horses and men? You call that a healthcare system?

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

"Take one three times a day after meals."

A hospital chart is being dragged off down a mouse hole.

"I don't mind the wheezing. It drowns out the sound of my boss' voice."