Medical Cartoon Enthusiast Gifts

Man in Hospital sees that his chart reads: 'Tsk, tsk, tsk'.

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

Hospital Bed Waiting List

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"I think it stopped breathing."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"Well, you may not have the body of an athlete, but you certainly have the foot of one."

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

'Snap out of it.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Here comes the super-visor."

'I've discovered you have feet of clay.'

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.