A sign that reads 'No swinging' next to some swings.
Health And Safety Critics Pillows
Add a humorous touch to their space with pillows that honor health and safety critics. Soft, cozy, and witty, these pillows bring personality and celebration to any room.
'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'
Man using to much bug spray
"Surgery up here is free!"
Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?
Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall
"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."
Bench Press Accident
Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.
'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'
Cafe Burns.
"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."
Safety Barriers
Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'
"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."
The Dangers of National Safety Week.
'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'
"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."
'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."
Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban
"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."
'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'
Wear a helmet
BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending
"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."
"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
'This is your lucky day!'
Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.
'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'
Speeding Forklift
"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."
'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'
Health And Safety Critics Pillows Collection
Health And Safety Critics Mugs
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Health And Safety Critics Prints
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Health And Safety Critics T-Shirts
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