Safety Standards Critic Pillows

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Boozing and Cruising

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

307 days without an accident.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'