Safety Standards Critic T-Shirts

Show off their safety passion with our witty t-shirts! Designed for safety standards critics who love a good laugh and a comfy fit, these shirts are a humorous statement piece.

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The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Man using to much bug spray

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Boozing and Cruising

Boozing and Cruising

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

307 days without an accident.

307 days without an accident.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

Safety Standards Critic T-Shirts Collection

Safety Standards Critic Mugs

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Safety Standards Critic Pillows

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Safety Standards Critic Prints

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