Health Account Keeper Pillows

"I'm pleased there's nothing seriously wrong with him. I don't have him insured."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"I didn't spark joy."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Pointing.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Sheep Ledger

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Cook and her Maids

Bathroom Fairy

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

TV and cleaner

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign