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Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Will you be mine?

'Your future looks charming.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Fairy Vet

"Tales of the unicorns"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

The Fountain of Youth.

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."