Healing Gemstone Believer Mugs

I know it's unusual, but I'm getting a lot of pressure from the healing crystals lobby to prescribe this.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Will you be mine?

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Fairy Vet

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Tales of the unicorns"

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Got anything for a headache?'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

The Fountain of Youth.

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.