Healing Foods Pillows

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Spontaneous Kombucha

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Friendly bacteria

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'