Headphone Hoarder Pillows

Electronics. It's a great idea, but nobody makes campaign-canceling headphones.

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

"I'm glad I got a haircut. The barber found three set of headphones lost in my long hair that I've been looking for."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

AA Meeting Here Today

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Festive squad

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Heel.'

Snake with headphones.

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

music store

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

Modern teenager.

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."