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"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Young Geeks.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Music Collector.

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'