Dvd Hoarder Pillows

'Holy cow, Earl!...This is the biggest DVD collection ever! Why did you buy all these?'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"It's the dog."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Young Geeks.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Music Collector.

music store

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."