Headless Hiker Pillows

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Camping.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Bear Recycling.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'