Headless Hiker Pillows

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Camping.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bear Signpost.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."