Reluctant Hiker Pillows

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"I am not asking for directions."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

The US election is over.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

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"How to deal with weeds."

"Endless Summer III"

'I'm out of bags.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

Airline concerns.

How to deal with weeds

'I must confess I admire people like you...Executives brave enough to say 'No I need a holiday.' I don't care if my clients look elsewhere, I'm not going to sacrifice my leisure time to climb the slippery pole to the very top...'

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."