Headbutt Hero Gifts

Head-butt! I love football season. I hate football season.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Motorherd

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Ace headhunters.

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Smile

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'I was headhunted.'

This castle manager job better be for real.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

Football.