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'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

Motorherd

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Ace headhunters.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Smile

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'I was headhunted.'

This castle manager job better be for real.

'Mr Smith, when we contracted you to headhunt the CEO of a multinational company...'

Football.

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"