Headache Specialist Gifts

"I don't like lying to my husband so I need something to give me a headache."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

Free-Floating Anxiety

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

"Gesundheit."

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

STRIP *Community Care * Change

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

Hazard of texting

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

Addiction Research Centre.

"To think our very existence hinges on your bloody headache!"

"My husband doesn't intimidate me. I do what I want then I get a headache."

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

"Where does it hurt?"

People talking through a stethoscope.

Waiting room scene and signs that say 'Dr. Ooze's Clinic - As seen on TV.'

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'