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"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Planting veggies

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Llama training

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"A little high and inside."

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

"Man, he pulled that one out of thin air!"

Graduation Day 2020

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

'You can't beat home groan.'

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'