Cap-tossing Hero T-Shirts

Graduation Day 2020

I love Basketball.

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Introverted Chair

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Goalie Wall.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Athletic Darwinism.

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

A pirate fishes using his hook.

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

Stand up and be counted! But watch out for low ceilings!

Cristiano Ronaldo

Henry's confidence was down.

What have you done with the spare filter paper? I've made you a hat, miss!

Each one respresents another honor.

'Oh, Fred's not even here. . . I'm aware of nothing. I can't hear, see, think, smell, breath or move.'

Graduation Cap Trash Bin

No confused expressions - 'Hey you!'

'I like this one, but do you have it with the peak at the back?'

"Uh-oh."

Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served

Please hold while precious moments of your life tick away