Hazardous Water Lovers Gifts

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Leak in the fish tank.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lifesaver!

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Household water use'

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Freddie's water

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Children playing around a water pump

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

UK sewage dumps

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Valuable Water

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Spring Water

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."