Hazardous Water Lovers Pillows

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Leak in the fish tank.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

A family playing in the sea

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'Household water use'

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Freddie's water

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

UK sewage dumps

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Valuable Water

Spring Water

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."