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Adventure Tours You Can Do During Home Quarantine

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Shoot For The Moon

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Scary Face at Window

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Palm Reading

'Well, we made it.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

Blackbirds.

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

Teaching from Home

In search of the American dream...

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

Marooned Painter

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'