Haven-bound Adventurer Gifts

Adventure Tours You Can Do During Home Quarantine

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Shoot For The Moon

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Scary Face at Window

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Palm Reading

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'Well, we made it.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

Blackbirds.

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

Marooned Painter

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

In search of the American dream...

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'