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'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Jesus Christ

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Foul ball!!'

Puppet Audience

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

'Let's put it this way, part of you was offside!'

"Our charity would appreciate a donation, but I am not willing to fight you for it."

'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'

Roman Hippies

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

Thank God for the misfits and dregs of society!

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

I hear you own a small plane. You will fly me to Scotland. Scotland? They're trying to break away from the United Kingdom. It's history in the making. Naturally, I must be there to heckle it. Sorry, Sadie, I have a hot date. BUT A COHEN HAS BEEN HECKLING HISTORY EVER SINCE SADIE THE ELDER TOLD CAESAR THOSE KNIVES MADE HIM LOOK FAT! Sorry. A date's a date.

"I hope you appreciate that all materials used in this whack are fully biodegradable."

I'm thrilled you'll be joining me at my first baseball outing this year. You've been invited solely because I need fellow taunters. Rule #1: Yell as loudly as possible at the players. Make them utterly #$% miserable. Gonna be fun. Gonna get beatings.

Warning - this neighbourhood patrolled by drug-crazed hippies.

'I haven't heard this much booing since Backstreet Boys announced they were reuniting.'

"Well, ya gotta admit, Ol' Darryl's always thinking outside the box..."