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We tore up the stone, and there was this beautiful hardwood floor underneath!

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

One-man band rehearsal.

Snow is falling...

Dog on a harp

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Harps and Embroidery.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'Home sweet home'.

"She massages egos."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'Termites!'

Artisanal Pottery

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Satan in the fireplace

I Love Winter!

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

Christopher Fry.

Old Man Winter

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Snowman dreams of being inside in the warm.

"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

"Do you know how much I love you?"

Penguin motivational speakers.