Happy Horse Handler Gifts

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'That was fun!'

The Victors

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Pushy Dog

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

A child and his dog

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog