Hangover Sunny Brunch Pillows

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Welcome Spring.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

Lady has a coffee break.

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'Is it to early to get the worm?'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart,

All day breakfast - 'What did you expect? It has been there all day!'

"Yes ... concierge? Where am I?"

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

"Okay, but next time lunch is on me!"

Chillaxing!

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

"You're not suppose to spend all day eating it."

"4 eggs, no discernable style."

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

'No hangover! So why are you shaving the mirror?'

I don't want to see you working so hard on your birthday!