Comedy Brunch Crowd Pillows

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

Watch Your Step

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Will Smith's Oscar

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

Meet the Plagiarist

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

"Do you think we're using the right key word?"

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

Job Safety - Lunch.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

Tsunami Selfie

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