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Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Great coffee, Carole."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Lunch

Ladies who lunch.

All Day Deals!

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Lady has a coffee break.

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Brunch for Cows

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'Is it to early to get the worm?'