Bashful About Brunch Pillows

'Your food allergies are in a feeding frenzy.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Great coffee, Carole."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Lunch

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Ladies who lunch.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

All Day Deals!

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Lady has a coffee break.

Brunch for Cows

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

'Is it to early to get the worm?'