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'Your food allergies are in a feeding frenzy.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Lunch

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Ladies who lunch.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

All Day Deals!

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

Brunch for Cows

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

Lady has a coffee break.

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

'Is it to early to get the worm?'