Hanger Enthusiast T-Shirts

'How come you sell hangers for a living, daddy?'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fish talking about fisherman

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

Fishing without a license.

Graffiti like

'Your operation is delayed for a couple of hours... there's a big sale at the mall down the street and all the nurses are down there.'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

Coarse Fishing.

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Americana Mall

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."