Hanger Enthusiast Mugs

'How come you sell hangers for a living, daddy?'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fish talking about fisherman

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Fishing without a license.

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Coarse Fishing.

Graffiti like

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

'Your operation is delayed for a couple of hours... there's a big sale at the mall down the street and all the nurses are down there.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."

"This is my crab!"