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"I take care of my children. They've each got a mobile phone, and I tell them to ring when they get to the nursery."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

'No, I'm not interested in hearing a counter proposal.'

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour

'You can go play at Kevin's house if it's all right with your attorney.'

I have this overwhelming urge to have kids

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

"I like Dad's parenting techniques."

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

'My dad is really strong and he also has extra-cool fine motor skills: He can use tools!'

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

"Mum thinks smoking is anti-social!"

"When we said it was 'bring your family to work day' we meant children."

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

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Researching Life's Deepest Questions! How do I keep tabs on my daughter's internet use? How do I block my mother online?

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

'Your father kicked in the screen and threw the set out the window. He feels violence on TV is a bad influence.'

The Evolution of Foster Care in Kentucky

'So, my Daughter's told you all about me, has she?... And did she mention how violent I get when someone sits in my chair?'

"YOu want to speak to the head of the household? My parents are into shared decision making."

'...and that's what little girls are made of - reduced sugar and spice.'

"Today in school, we read about the world's poor kids."

"Last week my dad sent me two messages asking how I was, so I accused him of being a control freak. This week he hasn't texted me at all...why is he neglecting me?!"

'Grandparents don't have as much energy as parents, but they're a lot less judgmental.'

'Kid with suitcase with stickers on it that say 'mums' and 'dads'.

"I went to 'Bring your kid to work day' so you have to go to 'Back to school night'."

"Rayna, you wanna go on a date?"

'Our school cuts are getting serious.'