Handel Fan Gifts

Baroque Bach Mountain

Moon: Made in China

Professor Tulp meets his match

Leonore from Fidelio

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Altar Ego

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Horatio Nelson

J.D.Salinger epitaph.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"I wish I could hug you."

Other Rembrandt Misattributions

Will Work For Children.

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

Angela Merkel

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

Caveman Painting An Anachronistic Piece In The Style Of Warhol

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

The Mother Goose Report. Nursery Rhyme Weather Channel. Rhymeville. High Diddle Diddle. Low Diddle Diddle. And with this "high" moving in, you can expect weird things like a cat with a fiddle and a cow jumping over the moon.

"For the last time, it's not stocks, it's a pillory."

The Great Invisible Fence of China

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

"Wow, this one actually cleared the water while breaching! Strong: good genes! Dibs!"

"Really? I love karaoke too!"

Scotsman playing the fiddle.

'I think I prefer the fiddler's three.'

Your appreciation of the Dutch National Soccer Team is interfering with your duties as an escrow officer.

An elf fuel-filling prophecy.