Instrumentalist Fan Gifts

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Punk Reindeer

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

"Check out this new store."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Didgeridoo

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

King of Music.

Ringo Starr

Robbie Williams

Volcaniax

The band.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Music for car stereos

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

I love Harmonica

Cellist

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Gangsta wrap.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Robert Burns

Musicians on a beach

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'