Handel Fan Pillows

Baroque Bach Mountain

Moon: Made in China

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Leonore from Fidelio

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Altar Ego

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Horatio Nelson

"I wish I could hug you."

J.D.Salinger epitaph.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

Other Rembrandt Misattributions

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

Angela Merkel

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

Caveman Painting An Anachronistic Piece In The Style Of Warhol

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

"For the last time, it's not stocks, it's a pillory."

The Great Invisible Fence of China

'I think I prefer the fiddler's three.'

Your appreciation of the Dutch National Soccer Team is interfering with your duties as an escrow officer.

"Really? I love karaoke too!"

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

"Wow, this one actually cleared the water while breaching! Strong: good genes! Dibs!"

Scotsman playing the fiddle.

An elf fuel-filling prophecy.

'... and we'll just follow the bread crumbs out of the forest, and... oh jeez, I'm an idiot.'