Holland Admirer Pillows

Dutch Snails: Snails with windmills for shells.

"Good game."

'He does lack social skills.'

Moon: Made in China

Thug life on safari.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Victorian Gentleman

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Sharp Eyes

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

"Fake."

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

Steampunk Santa

Angela Merkel

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

Emmanuel Macron

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

Jens Stoltenberg.

Queen's Hotel Ambleside

Whip-Behind.

Baked Potato Seller

Ladies Playing Croquet

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

'I thought you said you bought a great dane.'

Sherlock Holmes Discusses His Son's Education

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

'We should have named him 'Bill,' looking at what we have to buy each week.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'