Holland Admirer Mugs

Dutch Snails: Snails with windmills for shells.

"Good game."

'He does lack social skills.'

Thug life on safari.

Moon: Made in China

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Victorian Gentleman

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Sharp Eyes

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

"Fake."

Steampunk Santa

Yeah, maybe so, but you're not higher up on the food chain.

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

Angela Merkel

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

Baked Potato Seller

Whip-Behind.

Tom and Nancy Seaver

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Emmanuel Macron

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

Queen's Hotel Ambleside

Jens Stoltenberg.

Ladies Playing Croquet

'I thought you said you bought a great dane.'

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

'We should have named him 'Bill,' looking at what we have to buy each week.'