Hand Washing Pillows

You really need to be careful about touching your face."

'Mom, why can't I wash my own hands?'

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"I wanted to wash my hands but the sign says 'Employees must wash hands.'"

Natural hand soap

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

The Brothers Grime

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

Hand sanitizer

Wash your hands

New Twenty Blades

Shaving

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Did you wash your hands?"

"I keep telling them to use sunblock."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'