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"It's still October!!"

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Maths is fun!'

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

Johann Strauss

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup -- we were getting too many libel suits.'

"Hardscrabble"

Publication Day for Johnson's Dictionary

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

"I crunched the numbers and now they're so smooshed up I can't read them."

'I got 100 in arithmetic today and I still failed. The answer was 200.'

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."