Hall Of Fame Induction Pillows

New inductee to the Baseball Hall of Fame

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Buster Keaton

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Hollywood Breakup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Fred Astaire

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Jack Nicholson

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

When lice dream.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Emma Watson

Djargo.

Gene Tierney caricature

Peter Lorre caricature

Richard Burton

Hollywood Think Tank

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Kathryn Morris

'She'll be back!!!'

"Honey, It's Steven and he's talking sequel!"

Laurel and Hardy

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

Sir Roger George Moore caricature

Janet Leigh caricature

Here's the the Hackers

Liza Minnelli

Ingrid Bergman

Morena Baccarin

Woody Allen

Casting Against the Part

Can I be Frank with you?