Hall Of Fame Bequeather Pillows

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Zdeno Chara

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

Army general with a support for his medals.

"One day soon all this will be yours!"

She's leaving me all her money.'

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

"Your uncle wanted the title to his 'last will and testament' changed to 'last laugh'."

"One day Son, all of this will be yours, high blood pressure, ulcers, diabetes, bills....!"

'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.

'One day my son, all of this will be yours...'

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

"Apparently he took it all with him."

'Who serves Champagne at a funeral? - Someone who just inherited $50 million, that's who.'

'To my favorite waiter I leave the usual 20 percent.'

Bad Heir Day

"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."

The last will and testement...