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You did what? I posted your last will and testament on all the social networks. Now everyone knows you left your feminine hygiene products to the Smithsonian. Why would you do that you @#$%^?! Ugly picture taken. Posting to Facebook … now. Well-played, cretin.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Zdeno Chara

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

"Someday, son, all this crap will be yours."

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

Army general with a support for his medals.

She's leaving me all her money.'

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

"One day soon all this will be yours!"

"Your uncle wanted the title to his 'last will and testament' changed to 'last laugh'."

'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'

"One day Son, all of this will be yours, high blood pressure, ulcers, diabetes, bills....!"

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.

'Who serves Champagne at a funeral? - Someone who just inherited $50 million, that's who.'

'One day my son, all of this will be yours...'

Tom and Nancy Seaver

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

"Apparently he took it all with him."

'To my favorite waiter I leave the usual 20 percent.'

Bad Heir Day

"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."