Hairless Hoper T-Shirts

"Ambitions... To have a bad hair day."

Today's special... donuts.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Nature Lovers

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You've had enough!'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

Free Wifi

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

'Coffee overload.'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

"My god, those capers are huge!"

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

Barista

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

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