Haircut Avoiders Mugs

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

Haircuts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Military style hedgehog

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Two men in barber shop

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

Bobo's Barber Shop

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

Child cutting her brother's hair

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."