I'd never dye my hair! Too many un-eco chemicals. Agreed! Plus, it's a capitulation to society's sick emphasis on female looks. So true. The only thing that lightens my hair is the sun! Mine too!
Haircare Purist Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a haircare purist? Discover our specially curated collection of humorous and heartfelt items that celebrate their love for authentic haircare routines. Perfect for anyone passionate about natural hair, quality products, and staying true to their grooming principles. Whether for personal encouragement or a light-hearted surprise, these gifts make a meaningful statement.
'Something for the weekend, Sir?'
"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."
The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.
Rapunzel in the Morning
Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.
"Absolutely not!"
'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'
One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year
'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'
Curling your hair for no reason
"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."
INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.
'More hair than brains.'
Missing my hair.
"We have a very special relationship with our barber."
'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'
"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"
Square Cut
'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'
"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"
Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"
The barber
Hairstyles
The Hair Stylist of Seville
"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."
This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!
"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"
"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"
Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.
"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."
The Anti-flat shampoo worked.
"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."
'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'
Haircare Purist Gifts Collection
Haircare Purist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for haircare purists—perfect for their morning coffee or tea ritual.
Haircare Purist Pillows
Find pillows that celebrate natural hair care—adding charm and personality to any space.
Haircare Purist Prints
Browse prints that honor the haircare purist lifestyle—ideal for decorating their favorite hair salon or personal space.
Haircare Purist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts made for haircare purists—great for everyday wear and making a witty statement.