Haircare Hobbyist Gifts

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

The barber

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray