Hair Care Hobbyist Gifts

'Bloody hell, Delilah - cornrows!?'

"Now that I work remotely, I keep forgetting to shave and get a haircut. At least today I remembered to get dressed."

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

The barber

Hairstyles

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Georgian head-dress

"Fashion over function!"